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In 2007, a Japanese *NicoNico* otaku successfully built a time machine. Upon pressing the start button, the machine roared to life, and the otaku was instantly transported to the streets of Akihabara in 2014. He asked a passerby, "What title is popular this year?" The passerby replied, "Fate/stay night." The otaku wondered, "Did the time machine actually work?" He adjusted the heating time on his *Phone Microwave* and traveled to the streets of Akihabara in 2020. He asked a passerby, "What anime is popular this year?" The passerby answered, "*Higurashi*: When They Cry." The otaku thought, "Oh no, there must be a problem with the time machine's settings! I have to try again!" After tweaking the settings, the machine roared to life once more. Arriving on the streets of Akihabara in 2026, he asked a passerby, "What's the hot game right now?" The passerby replied, "*Touhou Koumakyou*: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil." The otaku realized with alarm, "Oh no, the machine suffered a catastrophic failure - I'm trapped in a time-space distortion!"
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