Bad Neighbor on Nostr: Bathroom is kind of long and narrow with the trash can on the opposite side from the ...

Bathroom is kind of long and narrow with the trash can on the opposite side from the toilet. The toilet paper holder is a bar spring-fit into the holder. Pretty standard for when the house was built. I got into a habit, whenever I need to replace the toilet paper roll, of taking the bar off and using it to fling the empty roll across the bathroom into the trashcan. I'm only at about 10% accuracy, but that's beside the point.
Just did the usual and used the bar to fling the empty roll toward the trash can, lost my grip, and whipped that fucker like a throwing knife. Smacked it into the wall, compressing the spring, which rocketed it straight back at me.
Not my proudest moment, to be sure.