Ok finally did a profile for the newest colleague:
Funsha(噴射)-chan (1st year), newest transfer-student. Probably retarded, but honest to a fault. Short-hair type.
We've had... Hmm, not sure what a good analogy for the reps is, maybe hiking club? But they're technically in our company rather than a sister company so shouldn't be "another class", or any potential for that.
Anyway, so a couple of them were talking about how Seito-chan is always talking about sexual acts of the same sex, and concluding that she's probably homo because of it, and Funsha-chan overheard it, so later on she just straight up asked Seito-chan "are you gay?"
Reply: "Bend over and I'll show you"
Maybe useful context is that Seito-chan's clipboard says "Seito likes [girls]" on it, clearly in two different hands; the gag has been going on for a long time.
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