Joe Ressington on Nostr: If you are talking about a new phone in your YouTube video and you describe it as ...
If you are talking about a new phone in your YouTube video and you describe it as "5.6mm thin" rather than "5.6mm thick" like a normal person, I'm going to assume you're in a corporate cult and I'm going to stop watching your videos.
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