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I would have thought "Science Alert" wouldn't use the same bullshit similes as pseudoscience shows on some Discovery Networks cookiecutter "sciencey" show.
HOW MUCH DID THE FOLD WEIGH?
HOW MUCH ACTUAL MASS DID IT SUPPORT?
Otherwise, the headline is "young Chinese kid does a science thing and wins some money."
The Turtle
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