Train an LLM to produce reasoning traces for simple mechanical objects and sell them to tech bros as conscious alarm clocks etc ("it's looking forward to when it resets to 00:00, it said so").
(Don't actually do it, it would be a terrible waste.)
Dan Goodman
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