My local grocery store has an aisle labeled "conven. breakfast" where all the granola bars, poptarts, etc are sold. Presumably this is an abbreviation of "convenient".
My brain keeps trying to interpret that as an abbrevation of "convent" and I picture a bunch of nuns sitting around a table eating poptarts
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