rdm on Nostr: Lars and Neils looked out across the fjord at the passing ships. "You know, Neils, ...
Lars and Neils looked out across the fjord at the passing ships.
"You know, Neils, we're running a little low in the village coffers."
"Yeah, I saw the books last night. Some extra tourist krone would come in handy around now."
"About that. You know how I like to mess around with stuff?"
"Yes ... I still remember that abomination of a tricycle you built."
"Well, I picked up a GPS spoofer off eBay a few weeks ago, and figured out how to make it directional."
"What? So you can point it at something and make it think it is somewhere else?"
"Exactly."
They both looked out across the fjord.
"Lars, it would have to be the right sort of ship."
"Yes, no tankers or boring bulk carriers."
"One of the more colourful container ships?"
"With deck cargo, so it looks more interesting."
"How about that one?"
"Let's give Johan a surprise in the morning."
#BigBoatStuck #IAmWriting #microfiction #tootfic #AnyResemblenceIsAccidental
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