I've wondered... why does your stem cell count double in your bloodstream after consuming four tablespoons of unprocessed cocoa powder per day? Is it because the stuff's poison, and your body is desperately producing stem cells to counteract it? Ha ha! How would I know?! I'm a bassist, Jim, not a doctor!
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