"They're chasing you. Why?" you ask.
"I robbed a bank."
"That's where the money is."
"I mean the Bank family. Them're his cousins."
"Do they own the bank?"
"They're farmers, regular like. I just don't happen to like 'em."
"How much money could a farmer have to steal?" you wonder.
"None. But I took all his britches and set fire to 'em."
"Your ex?"
"My sister's. Got me a whole plan."
"Well, good luck wi..."
"You stole my horse. You owe me, buddy. Now, you wanna be the lookout or bait?"
Michele Feltman Strider
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