Me: I see they're selling banana plants!
My friend: Where?
Me, pointing to the small pineapple growing on a small pineapple plant in the shop that's clearly labelled 'ananas': Here
My friend: ... that's a pineapple.
Me: *something something all monocotyledonous tropical fruits are the same to me*
·J Mopp
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