Y'ever go to a party and shake somebody's hand and it's all wet and gross because they've been holding their glass with that hand?
Gross.
Train yourself to always drink (and use your phone) with your non-shooting hand. That way if hoodlems ride down your street and you see a handgun pop out the window while you're drinking a Miller Lite your draw time is undiminished.
Matt Hamilton
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2026-04-23 16:35:38 UTC
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