metrosexual wiggertoe on Nostr: A young man approached the Sage, and posed him a question. "Your learnedness," he ...
A young man approached the Sage, and posed him a question. "Your learnedness," he asked. "I have but one screen, and but one bout of free time. Should I use it to watch porn, or to watch Asmongold?" The Master responded thus: "If you have time to jerk, you have time to work. Blend." He then cast the young man into the Blending mines, where he Blent. And in such Blendery, the man was enlightened.
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