#Joke #Humour
Jesus is watching you
A burglar breaks into a house in the dead of night, quietly shining his weak flashlight around for valuables.
Suddenly, a quiet voice in the dark whispers: *"Jesus is watching you."*
The burglar nearly jumps out of his skin, turns off his flashlight, and freezes. When he hears nothing more, he shakes his head and keeps searching.
A few minutes later, he pulls a stereo off the shelf to disconnect the wires, and the voice booms again: *"Jesus is watching you!"*
Absolutely terrified, the burglar clicks on his flashlight, shines it frantically around the room, and finally spots a little parrot in a cage in the corner.
"Did you say that?!" the burglar hisses.
"Yep," the parrot confesses, then squawks, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you."
The burglar breathes a sigh of relief, chuckles, and asks, "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"I'm Moses," replied the bird.
The burglar laughs. "Moses? What kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot squawks back, "The same kind of idiot that named their Rottweiler Jesus."
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