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Lynnesbian :bune_ylw: on Nostr: the master was practicing the art of windows defence when the student approached with ...

the master was practicing the art of windows defence when the student approached with a question.

"master soft," she asked, "is it true that the windows kernel can write to thousands of files per second?"

"it is," the master replied.

the student demonstrated her code. "i can only write a few hundred at most," she complained. "CloseHandle is blocking for several milliseconds."

"are the open calls finishing quickly?" the master enquired.

"yes," the student confirmed.

"and the write calls, too?"

"yes."

the master smiled. "then the windows kernel is writing to thousands of files per second."

upon hearing this, the student was enlightened.