Michele Feltman Strider on Nostr: "I told it it's an overhyped fad mixed with a stock scam," you admit. "Everyone says ...

"I told it it's an overhyped fad mixed with a stock scam," you admit.

"Everyone says that," sez Trendz. "That's literally how they market it. No, it must have been something you did."

"Do you type really sexy?" asks Hot Librarian.

"No," you say, trying to picture what that would look like.

"Did you ever combine a Furby and a Teddy Ruxpin into an unholy electronic nightmare creature?" asks Joan.

"Not that I recall. Fine," you confess, embarrassed. "I sang to it."

"Sang what?" asks Trendz.