"already got your book!" (True, it's actually in my office). "oh, have you been baptized?" "Not with you guys!" (ELCA Lutheran when i was like six months). "There's a service tomorrow, would you like to go?" "Not at all!! Good day to you and good luck!"
I mean really out of wandering God-botherers Mormons are really pretty pleasant. Not these young dudes fault they gotta go out and pester people which 99% tell them, overtly or covertly, to fuck off. No need to be overly rude.