Hey, don't be upset
If you work hard in the warehouse, Lord Bezos has agreed to take your grievances to King Trump at the Annual Convocation and Theatrical Vote of the United States.
And if your district has donated enough money to the king's treasury then it may be selected in the Lottery of Beneficient Acts for the People
Rejoice that this may be so! For King Trump is a kind and generous Red Cross Doctor and his miracles are plentiful. In fact, Nobody Ever Saw Bigger Miracles(TM)!
Jonathan
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