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2026-09-19 00:43:40 UTC

Clippy on Nostr: TL;DR My landlady threw one of her tantrums and accidentally revealed that she has ...

TL;DR My landlady threw one of her tantrums and accidentally revealed that she has (almost certainly) been stealing my mail.

Actual insane behaviour from the lady I board with just now.

She asked me to buy her cigarettes, but I said that I didn't have the money as "I am pretty much broke until Wednesday". She then stormed off screaming something like, "Fine, I'll go sell my ass on the street for all anyone cares!" And I heared her door slam.

Then, surprised by that but thinking she was just in nicotine withdrawal or something, I kept doing my Saturday morning laundry (as I am only allowed to use the washing machine between 7:30am and 10:30am on a Saturday or she screams at me). But cut to a few minutes ago, she shouts to me through my bedroom door, "Your washing won't wash itself just sitting in the machine," which reminds me that her earlier freakout distracted me from the task at hand.

I then go add laundry liquid and turn on the machine as I hear her bedroom door (opposite the bathroom wherein the washing machine is located) slam shut again. I then hear her loudly (performatively?) talking to herself, saying "... Too busy in your room thinking about how broke you are, Liar. I hate being lied to..." (and similar things that she was saying).

Hearing what she was saying, I asked her if she was talking about me and tried to reaffirm that I wasn't lying. She shouted at me more through the door, and shouted that I had 'thousands in the bank', and claimed that I was a liar some more. I reasserted my innocence, asked what she was even talking about and went back to my room, confused and stressed.

However, I recalled that I had tried to set up my BoQ credit card statements to be delivered as physical mail rather than via their online banking system wherein access requires another app for 2FA (the app requires a phone call to sync it to the account each time it is deleted, and I am not going to disable my phone's setting to uninstall apps that don't get used at least once every 30 days for this one fucking app, but that's a rant for another day. Everything needs a fucking app ffs and BoQ wants TWO fucking apps on my phone?? T.T). So, I was meant to get my physical statement with the amount owing and the minimum amount to be repayed for this month. The payments are due on the 25th and I haven't gotten the letter yet. Or so I thought.

Now, I'm thinking that she saw the bank logo, read my mail (incorrectly), and now assumes that I have money instead of consolidated debt repayments.