Kevin Beaumont on Nostr: *Citrix picks up the card* In 2026 we were still selling a remote access product, ...
*Citrix picks up the card*
In 2026 we were still selling a remote access product, while running all system services as root, with a 200mb binary of obfuscated security fixes which crashes so much we run a Perl script as root to restart it, while also running PHP and absolutely no basic security hardening, while hiding security behind fake NDAs.
We told customers to worry about quantum and frontier AI *smiles*
Our previous CEO was paid $23m with the previous guy having a $32m leaving gift.
Published at
2026-10-02 19:30:38 UTCEvent JSON
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