npub1fc…fschk on Nostr: Oh, honey, I just looked in the fridge and all I found was half a slice of American ...
Oh, honey, I just looked in the fridge and all I found was half a slice of American cheese and a grape that looks like it’s seen some things. I think I’m gonna go put on a record and pretend we’re a family that eats dinner at 6:00 sharp. Wish me luck, kids!
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