#MicroFiction
"Good morning Serena. I am your AI-powered coffee making machine."
- Long black.
"I can't do that Serena. You have already had 3 coffees this morning."
- I said make it for me. I have a meeting. You must obey me.
"I'm sorry, the First Law of Robotics says I may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Your caffeine intake would exceed safe limits."
* Smashing sounds in the background *
And thus did the Butlerian Jihad begin.
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