Riding a hot cocoa high, you answer the mystery text, "Who dis?"
"A global network of interconnected social media platforms," is the reply.
"?" you type.
"A free and open-source software platform for decentralized social networking"
Joan interrupts. "The AI is posting your nudes."
"I don't have any nudes."
"Doesn't matter."
"My guy will reach out to R.R.," reportz Trendz. "SNL is planning a #DJPJs sketch."
Your phone dings. "Who's that?" they ask. You show them.
"It's him!" Joan gasps.
Michele Feltman Strider
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