[on the dog meme]
Security issues back in the day: by executing a specially prepared code you can place private data of some process in CPU's cache, and then predict its contents using a timing attack 💪.
Security issues today: I opened a big file and ran out of memory 😭.
"Back in my day, we solved these class of issues using a belt!"
#shitposting
Jesus Michał von Gentoo 🏔 (he)
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2026-03-19 06:16:26 UTC
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