I'm sure the cat can count.
He doesn't trust any humans other than the two of us. So when the contractor arrived he ran upstairs. A few hours later he comes downstairs. He looks down the hallway where the contractory sounds are coming from. Then looks at the two of us. Gets to three. And scarpers.
Dan Piponi
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2026-03-28 00:10:00 UTC
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