Like, I swear to god Iowa plays for a 0 to 0 tie against us and just *knows* were gonna muff a punt, screw up a cover, fumble the ball and they'll score anyway.
And it burns my fucking ass that they're right. Their whole scoring offense is "you'll take the dummy candy because you're a fuckup" and we oblige them every time. We still usually win, but I damn near stroke out every Saturday we play them.
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