Nanoraptor on Nostr: A friend of mums, also short like my mum: “Dana how’d you get so tall?” Me: ...
A friend of mums, also short like my mum: “Dana how’d you get so tall?”
Me: “Spaghettification in a black hole accident”
Mum: “a black hole went pasta”
Friend of mum’s: *blank stare*
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