She's a nepotism baby
And she's driving me crazy
Spending all summer in Rome and Saint Tropezy
She's like caviar, baby
She might be Kuwaiti
And her daddy did business with Haiti in the 1980's
If she calls him father instead of saying dad
You know he made his money doing something real bad
Everyone you thought was cool just has really rich parents
And everyone you thought was cool just has rich rich parents
Everyone you thought was cool just has really rich parents
And everyone you thought was cool just has rich rich parents
She said she's a painter, oh that's cool
Is that why she's got a hot tub on her roof
With a name like that
I'd be swimming there too
Look, I don't really care
I know that life ain't fair
Please don't be so sad
We all know you're an heir
And you've got a diamond mine in your name somewhere
When she says that Bono is good friends with her mom
You could probably guess that there's something going on
Everyone you thought was cool just has really rich parents
And everyone you thought was cool just has rich rich parents
Everyone you thought was cool just has really rich parents
And everyone you thought was cool just has rich rich parents
On Wikipedia
Her dad's got his own page
But when she's seeing ya
She only calls him by his first name (calls him by his first name)
Everyone you thought was cool just has really rich parents
And everyone you thought was cool just has rich rich parents
Everyone you thought was cool just has really rich parents
And everyone you thought was cool just has rich rich parents
Everyone you thought was cool just has really rich parents
And everyone you thought was cool just has rich rich parents
Rich rich parents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Djp109m2Q4
Jeff Atwood
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