Barista: Here is your cold brew!
Me: Thanks. Do you have a bathroom?
Barista: Yes, it's up the stairs, two lefts, then down the hallway. And the door code is 1832# 9867*!
Me, an adhd haver: Thanks, I'll just piss my pants.
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