Robert W. Gehl on Nostr: Megacorp just bought all the rare Stradivarius violins in existence to train their ...
Megacorp just bought all the rare Stradivarius violins in existence to train their robots on vibrato technique. Per law, the violins have been shredded and are now being repurposed as toothpicks
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