Based on my matches it’s hog season 💀
But real talk, my criteria for women is so small but we can’t even get passed the screening stage 😭
Tony’s Dating Requirements;
- Be a woman (biological)
- Be shorter than me
- Weigh less than me
- Don’t be outright mean to me
- Be employed
- Be emotionally stable
I feel like that’s such a bare minimum but meet maybe MAYBE 1-2 girls per year that even halfway meet that criteria
Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
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2026-10-24 17:58:32 UTC
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