"I was scrolling Mastodon and..."
"What kinda language is that?" She looks wary.
"Probably HTML, CSS, Ruby on Rails, Node.js, and PostgreSQL."
"You some kinda ejit? And what're you doin' with my horse?"
"Lily?"
"I'm Lily. The horse is Steve. You really are plum ejit, ain't ya''?"
"I've been called worse," you admit. "Nice to meet you, Lily. Sorry for stealing and misgendering your horse. Sorry, Steve."
"You sure talk funny, but I guess you're OK. Nice hat. Why's that posse chasing you?"
Michele Feltman Strider
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