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2026-10-09 21:46:28 UTC

Guillotine Jones, Flâneur on Nostr: This story has been reported by several news outlets, but you're getting THIS ...

This story has been reported by several news outlets, but you're getting THIS particular angle HERE first!
Secretary of Whatever he is today, Testosterone Pete Hegseth, announced aboard the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln Wednesday that he plans to livestream the execution of the man convicted of murdering13 GIs at Fort Hood in 2009.
What others haven't told you is that tech bros Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos are currently competing against one another in negotiations with convicted felon Trump for the rights to live stream the firing-squad.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/lets-livestream-this-badass-execution
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-kind-of-shithole-country-livestreams
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