For your consideration:
"Welcome to the worlds' first digital doomsday restaurant! Come in! Sit a spell at a table we picked out for you, based on all your shopping and driving activity for the last 50 years, that you unwittingly gave us! No need for a menu - we've already decided for you just what you want! Now, now, shut up... You agreed to thousands of contracts without even reading them, and wouldn't you know it! That one you signed when you downloaded our partner's software came with a clause that gave us the right to do this!
You must sit here and must eat and drink everything we provide for you. Don't worry, it's all the things you've said throughout the last 50 years (or however long you've been alive if shorter than that) that you love! No need to make choices - YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE CHOICES.
Your life is ours now. Trust us. Just trust us! We're taking away your free will, even your right to leave when you want to! Oh, and yes, the bathrooms are over there, but see, we don't care which ones you want to use; we've decided FOR you which ones you are allowed to use! That's all because of the contracts your PARENTS signed when you were born, so blame them, not us!
You must hold us blameless for anything and everything. You are responsible for anything and everything. You are our property and our product now. What? You thought your information was safe with us?! Hahahaha! You signed that away too!
So, now, sit here at this table and do exactly what we tell you to, or else we'll sue you or even put you behind bars! You stupid little thing! Why can't you just enjoy all the things we have determined that you like and want?! Don't complain. You don't get to. You do that, and you will be punished!"
... and thus was the life humanity lived in 2026. No hope, no respite, here, in the Twilight Zone.
JustRosy 🇺🇦
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2026-09-25 00:08:32 UTC
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