Poor john having a hard time.
Life without the straw, man, it's rough. No plastic to suck, lips directly on the thing. .. or on a CARDBOARD straw... ok, I know it's still a straw but shut up.
At least there's still a stupid plastic lid (on the heavily waxed, and inked with a logo) recepticle from which I drink, so that I am still FREE,
god bless this country......
and try not to think about the fact that- if you want a straw- copper or stainless steel straws are awesome.