David Nelson on Nostr: Every box of assorted chocolate has at least two that taste like they’re flavored ...
Every box of assorted chocolate has at least two that taste like they’re flavored with cough syrup. You’ll never convince me there are real people out there going “ooh I hope this is the Tylenol one. That’s my favorite.” Do us a favor and just stop making that kind please. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🙏
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