A shoutout to the Chicago TSA workers who fuckin showed up to OHare today. First day of spring break for most schools and it’s the busiest I’ve seen it. Long lines but moving pretty fast. Because TSA was fully staffed (at least in terminal 1).
Best part, the United employees were using the wands they use to guide planes to direct people to the end of the lines 😂
TayFoNay of the Corn 🌽
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