Tarnport on Nostr: I walked in to ask for an appointment and the barber said, you know what, I can ...
I walked in to ask for an appointment and the barber said, you know what, I can squeeze you in now, I have just 12 minutes. So the dude laid into my hair and without so much as a "how do you want it?" just cut it plum off! To the nubbins, mowed it down. And you know what, I'm going to like this. At the end he squirted some gel on his palms, wiped over the carnage, and like magic it took perfect shape, good as it's ever looked. Well done!
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