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2026-10-13 11:41:16 UTC

The Report King on Nostr: TIL that Formula One champion Michael Schumacher is a vegetable because in 2013 he ...

TIL that Formula One champion Michael Schumacher is a vegetable because in 2013 he was skiing and went off-piste for no known reason, hit a rock and crashed head first into a second rock.

Subsequently I learned that ski resorts have machines and human personnel that comb over the mountain's main path to minimise the chances of that happening.

Never go off road, bros. The jews hide rocks under the snow to take White men out. :pepe_fact: