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2025-06-15 20:38:25 UTC

Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist on Nostr: PATIENT: She wanted me to suck on her strap on. ME: And that bothered you. PATIENT: ...

PATIENT: She wanted me to suck on her strap on.
ME: And that bothered you.
PATIENT: No. But then she called me her “little sea turtle” because I was choking on plastic.
ME: (spits out coffee)