Hello Sharks, I'd like to present to you today the future of computing.
I call it Stephen.
Stephen is an intern.
You submit prompts to Stephen, in the form of Jira tickets.
Stephen then asks lots of questions, and then delivers something almost, but not entirely, unlike what you requested.
We're asking for 1.2 billion dollars for 30% equity, so we can scale Stephen.
Andrew (making toys)
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2026-09-24 01:11:44 UTC
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