Lord Kelvin on Nostr: For me, today. 7:15am, walked into a sit-down restaurant for only the 3rd time since ...

For me, today. 7:15am, walked into a sit-down restaurant for only the 3rd time since Covid (used to do 2x/month).

Hostess: “Two today? Booth or table.”

Me: “Whatever’s furthest from others; I don;t like people.”

(Looks @ me with genuine concern.)

Me: “I’ll make an exception for *you.”

Guy waiting by register: “That’s my kinda guy.”

Me: “Shut up.” (He smiles.)

As we pass by him, I shake his hand, “Have a horrible day.”

Him: “You too.”