I love it when my apparently-freshly-slopcoded package manager cannot parse examples copied verbatim from its documentation.
(Apparently it's been merged 2 days ago and not released yet, which you would assume would mean the docs as well, but it's not agents md so why would anyone care)
Do i have to fucking switch back to raw dumb npm after all this time. At least it doesn't have claude as top contributor, maybe it still works as advertised sometimes.
#pnpm #slop
will have been preventable
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2026-10-31 08:52:41 UTC
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