That's it.
I'm officially old.
At only 54.
My GP just recommended a course of physio because "we don't want you taking a little tumble now, do we?.."
A. Little. Fucking. Tumble.
I went into that office feeling like Harrison Ford, but left it as Miss Marple.
Richard Littler
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