Woke up this morning to the sound of my girlfriend screaming bloody murder. Found her sitting on the floor, back up against the wall, pointing at the window and babbling about some "big green death" she saw. I opened the blinds to have a look, and...
...
...it was a goddamn praying mantis just dropping by to say "hi." Reasonably certain those are harmless, but for her sake I'm glad it's stuck out there and we're in here (and that it’s the sheriff, and that we’re stuck in here, and that we’re out there, and I just remembered we’re in here. What I wanna know is, where’s the mantis).
FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine
npub14u…tn583
2026-09-28 15:16:38 UTC
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2026-09-28 15:16:38 UTCEvent JSON
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