For some reason, I decided to log into linkedin for the first time in, I don't know... a decade?
My intent was to actually post something ironically vacuous, perhaps a subtle jab at llm fanboys, or something like that.
*I. Closed. The. Browser*
Seriously, nothing I could post ironically could even get close to the average post made in what appear to be seriousness.
I'm sure one can master that hellhole and become 'succesful', but I'm not sure I want to be successful if it means spending time reading that flood of drivel.
Elias Mårtenson
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2025-06-21 14:57:25 UTC
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