This morning I woke up about an hour before ${SPOUSE}.
She was still sleepy and having her first sips of coffee when I started talking to her. I said "Hey do you know that big story where the LG TVs are spying on people in their living rooms with microphones?"
She blinked and looked up at me, and said "the gays are doing WHAT?"
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