makomichi on Nostr: Jorge is a butcher with no plans, no hopes, and a furry OC he thinks makes him ...
Jorge is a butcher with no plans, no hopes, and a furry OC he thinks makes him special. He owns a PS5, plays nothing but AAA games, and thinks YouTube essays and a blog nobody reads make him gaming's leading authority.
Then there's that weird-looking guy in his group who's 15 years older, educated, accomplished and actually engages with games. Jorge takes this personally. He tries to one-up him on EVERYTHING, gets people to call him "Dad," and acts like the world's leading expert on every subject known to mankind.
Meanwhile, he can't finish RDR2 or Bloodborne. But don't worry, he pre-ordered GTA 6!
Don't be a Jorge.
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