Daughter’s husband bought some sensor that’s clips to baby’s diaper and communicates with an app on their phones.
Now when baby is sleeping peacefully and they should be resting it’s throwing fucking alarms all over the place. It wakes them, it stresses them.
I’m (unnecessarily) 30cm from baby as I type, I can hear his breathing, his tummy rumblings and farts I don’t need big tech for this and neither do they, they’re just scared first time parents … an easy market to sell to.
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