Paul Charkov 🐉 on Nostr: I've made a wizard mad. He keeps summoning splashes of spicy mayo in my ass. That ...
I've made a wizard mad. He keeps summoning splashes of spicy mayo in my ass. That asshole is watching me through a crystal ball and does it at the worst possible times.
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